Tomas Brolin v Mark Viduka




Tomas Brolin

Tomas Brolin       Trumps
Diet 1
His seafood diet (see food, eat food) was legendary and kept him in great shape. The shape being round like a beach ball.
Movement 1
He did attempt to roll himself around the pitch but it was a struggle.
Goals 3
He achieved a few life goals, just never scored many on the pitch. He was the man who beat the Harry Ramsdens' challenge twice a night.
Skill 4
Actually had some decent skill, just lacked the fitness to show it off.
Vision 5
He could spot a burger from a mile away.

Tomas Brolin

Tomas Brolin       Trumps
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Mark Viduka

Mark Viduka       Trumps
Diet 2
Certainly had a pie or two too many in his time.
Movement 3
Showed some excellent movement, just so long as it was just short movements.
Goals 7
One thing he did do was score goals, just so long as he did not have to run too far to get the ball in the first place.
Skill 8
Very skilful player, that is why he could score the goals, his technique was near flawless.
Vision 8
Excellent vision. He could lay it on a plate for team-mates. It was just a worry if they did the same for him, as he would just eat it if they did.

Mark Viduka

Mark Viduka       Trumps

 

 

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