Luis Suarez v Count Dracula
Luis Suarez
Bite
8
We all know he likes a nibble at or on opponents.
Pace
7
Depends which Suarez you mean, he struggles with weight issues which leaves him struggling for pace at times. Though, even at his peak he has never been a greyhound.
Tricks
9
An incredibly tricky forward who twists and turns inside the box creating havoc.
Lifestyle
5
Obviously has lifestyle problems judging by the fact that he is consistently struggling to keep his weight under control.
Longevity
7
Since emerging as a youngster he has managed to keep on playing at a high level throughout his career.
Luis Suarez
Count Dracula
Bite
10
Well he is a vampire after all, so he has a deadly bite, like Suarez on steroids really.
Pace
8
He can fly down the wing. I mean really fly.
Tricks
10
Has real tricks, like hypnotism or turning into a bat.
Lifestyle
3
Sleeps in a coffin, drinks blood, is afraid of garlic and crosses, plus is unable to go out in sunlight. Not exactly the regime of an athlete.
Longevity
10
Is hundreds of years old. In fact he is so old he was just a year below Ed025 at school.
Count Dracula