Ray Parlour v Charlie Dimmock
Ray Parlour
Saggy Bits
3
Even his hair was floaty rather than saggy.
Gardening
4
Closest he got to being greenfingered was on a Xmas Eve session with Arsenal pals when he realised he needed a Christmas present for him mum and everywhere was shut. So they stole a pot plant from the bar only to get nabbed by police.
Workrate
9
There can be no complaints about his workrate on the pitch, he gave it his all.
Hair
7
Those long flowing locks may be long gone, but never forgotten.
Lifestyle
8
He was part of the Arsenal team when they were hardened party animals.
Ray Parlour
Charlie Dimmock
Saggy Bits
10
Had to be the most offputting sight on teatime telly, not something you want to see when you are eating!
Gardening
9
Apparently she was a gardener but she seemed to just stand around chatting and tossing her hair about.
Workrate
4
Never seemed to actually do any work other than the hair flicks.
Hair
8
She clearly loved her hair, but it was just like Parlour's but longer.
Lifestyle
8
Having seen a picture of her now, I am guessing she lived a little too well.
Charlie Dimmock