Robbie Savage v Lassie




Robbie Savage

Robbie Savage       Trumps
Intelligence 2
Has all the intelligence of a slug after it has been coated in salt.
Shagginess 9
His hair was shaggier than a shaggy dog.
Talking Sense 1
You have more chance of a sensible comment from the residue left behind after coating a slug in salt than you have of getting some sense from Savage.
Hair 8
He did look a complete arse but his hair was that of a model in a hair commercial. A female model admittedly but still.
Flamboyance 9
Flash cars, long flowing blonde locks, he was flamboyant in a way that proved all the blonde jokes right. Sadly.

Robbie Savage

Robbie Savage       Trumps
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Lassie

Lassie       Trumps
Intelligence 5
Was very clever for a dog. Which makes him a lot smarter than Savage ever will be.
Shagginess 8
He was a shaggy dog, which makes him a little less shaggy than Sav.
Talking Sense 5
He may not have actually spoken, which is just something we wish would happen to Savage, but he saved lives with what he did manage to tell people.
Hair 1
I bet he left it all over the furniture every time he sat down.
Flamboyance 2
Lacked flamboyance, even when little Timmy was stuck down the well, it was all very matter of fact with Lassie.

Lassie

Lassie       Trumps

 

 

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