Robbie Savage v Lassie
Robbie Savage
Intelligence
2
Has all the intelligence of a slug after it has been coated in salt.
Shagginess
9
His hair was shaggier than a shaggy dog.
Talking Sense
1
You have more chance of a sensible comment from the residue left behind after coating a slug in salt than you have of getting some sense from Savage.
Hair
8
He did look a complete arse but his hair was that of a model in a hair commercial. A female model admittedly but still.
Flamboyance
9
Flash cars, long flowing blonde locks, he was flamboyant in a way that proved all the blonde jokes right. Sadly.
Robbie Savage
Lassie
Intelligence
5
Was very clever for a dog. Which makes him a lot smarter than Savage ever will be.
Shagginess
8
He was a shaggy dog, which makes him a little less shaggy than Sav.
Talking Sense
5
He may not have actually spoken, which is just something we wish would happen to Savage, but he saved lives with what he did manage to tell people.
Hair
1
I bet he left it all over the furniture every time he sat down.
Flamboyance
2
Lacked flamboyance, even when little Timmy was stuck down the well, it was all very matter of fact with Lassie.
Lassie