Daley Blind v Mr Tumnus
Daley Blind
Hair
9
His hair was so good it had its own fan club on our Man Utd site. It was like a L'Oreal advert, except he wasn't worth it.
Legs
8
A bit like his hair they have a fan following. Actually it is pretty much the same fans as his hair.
Pace
3
Slower than a week of Mondays. If he was running in treacle you would be hard put to notice the difference.
Positional Sense
8
Very good positional sense, which is lucky with his lack of pace.
Height
6
Tall enough to allow his long flowing locks to be seen in all their glory.
Daley Blind
Mr Tumnus
Hair
3
His hair is just like lego hair. Not a good look even on a lego figure.
Legs
9
He has goat legs, very different and seemingly awkward, but they are goat legs and we all know what GOAT stands for.
Pace
7
Goat legs must be fairly quick, though not sure how he gets boots to fit on his hooves.
Positional Sense
2
Positionally inept enough to get caught out and turned into a statue.
Height
4
He is a short arse, despite (or maybe because of) the GOAT legs.
Mr Tumnus