Albert Steptoe v Jamie Vardy




Albert Steptoe

Albert Steptoe       Trumps
Style 3
Had all the style and class you would expect of a miserable old rag and bone man.
Looks 2
Had the looks to match his style. It was like Ed025 in his prime, but better looking and with more teeth.
Partying 1
His idea of a party was to sit and moan.
Workrate 0
Work was for others to do.
Mouth 10
His mouth was non-stop. Always going, though with never anything of worth to say.

Albert Steptoe

Albert Steptoe       Trumps
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Jamie Vardy

Jamie Vardy       Trumps
Style 2
Is a match for Steptoe, just uses a much bigger budget to get the same classless effect.
Looks 2
Looks a lot like Steptoe, but less intelligent.
Partying 9
Spent a whole season having a party. Though sometimes it is like Jamie Vardy is still having a party when everyone else has gone home already.
Workrate 8
One thing Vardy cannot be faulted for is his workrate on the pitch.
Mouth 8
Vardy has a big mouth which he rarely shuts, constantly running it, the officials on matchday often getting the brunt.

Jamie Vardy

Jamie Vardy       Trumps

 

 

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