Albert Steptoe v Jamie Vardy
Albert Steptoe
Style
3
Had all the style and class you would expect of a miserable old rag and bone man.
Looks
2
Had the looks to match his style. It was like Ed025 in his prime, but better looking and with more teeth.
Partying
1
His idea of a party was to sit and moan.
Workrate
0
Work was for others to do.
Mouth
10
His mouth was non-stop. Always going, though with never anything of worth to say.
Albert Steptoe
Jamie Vardy
Style
2
Is a match for Steptoe, just uses a much bigger budget to get the same classless effect.
Looks
2
Looks a lot like Steptoe, but less intelligent.
Partying
9
Spent a whole season having a party. Though sometimes it is like Jamie Vardy is still having a party when everyone else has gone home already.
Workrate
8
One thing Vardy cannot be faulted for is his workrate on the pitch.
Mouth
8
Vardy has a big mouth which he rarely shuts, constantly running it, the officials on matchday often getting the brunt.
Jamie Vardy