Had one of the greatest moustaches of all time, even Magnum was jealous.

The black stuff was not his area of expertise.

One of the greatest central midfield players of all time. A driving force who led his teams with desire and determination.

Souness can certainly talk when he gets given the chance to get going. It is getting him to shut up that is the problem!

Looked a bit like Tom Selleck, but minus the Hawaii address.

It was an excellent 'tache, but not on the level of the Selleck lip furniture.

He was one of the 'Boys from the Blackstuff' for a reason. Tarmacing was his game.

Skills? He could do that! Whatever it was, he could do it.

Uttered some of the most immortal lines in TV history. Giz a job, I can do that!

He was better looking by far, everyone knows that, even Souness....