Mike Smalling v Chris Smalling




Mike Smalling

Mike Smalling       Trumps
Defending 10
Beckenbauer in his prime could not hold a candle to the legend that is Mike Smalling.
Attacking 10
Brings the ball out of defence like Pele has merged with Messi to create a glitch on FIFA.
Skill 10
Even the biggest Champ Man glitch never had the skill to be like Mike.
Finesse 10
If finesse was an art form Mike would be the van Gogh of it. But better. And he wouldn't paint ugly pictures of himself or boring dull sunflowers either.
Strength 10
Like Mike Tyson in his prime, he has the brute force to just run through opponents.

Mike Smalling

Mike Smalling       Trumps
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Chris Smalling

Chris Smalling       Trumps
Defending 7
On his good days he is a very good defender, but he is no Mike.
Attacking 6
Offers an occasional aerial threat on set pieces.
Skill 3
Has all the skill of a one-legged duck trying to play chess.
Finesse 4
Like a particularly enraged bull in a china shop he lacks a bit of finesse.
Strength 7
Strong enough to hold his own against most other footballers, but nothing outstanding.

Chris Smalling

Chris Smalling       Trumps

 

 

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