A facet of the game Colin is world class at. Usually the blame is given to the officials, but he is adept at finding anyone to blame.

He has not won any major trophies, unsurprisingly.

He can find any excuse to rant and rave. Usually added to his blame shifting to create a bigoted rant blaming everybody else for his own inadequacies, which are many. Very many.

Has a 'close' relationship with one particular agent, which involves giving his children professional contracts at the clubs he manages and using him for every transfer.

This is the man who ordered his players to deliberately injure opponents on more than one occasion. He is a throwback to the days when that sort of thing was considered normal.

A novice at blame shifting, despite having so many targets, he will no doubt improve over time after a sacking or two comes his way.

None, nada, zilch, zero.

Showed some promise in that area recently, especially when it comes to arguing with referees after a defeat.

New to the management game so it will take some time to build up those 'special' relationships that come with brown envelopes attached.

Now this is something he is good at. He is happy for his player to push the rules, diving, fouling, timewasting and playacting are all fair game.