Terrible wig, but at least he has something there covering his head.

If kicking everything as hard as possible can be considered a tactic, then he has tactical acumen. His teams are more like gladiators than footballers though.

He jumps around on the sidelines like a demented leprechaun trying to gee up his players to kick the opposition harder. He usually follows that up by calling the opposition cheats for being kicked.

Dresses like an old man. Which he is.

Always angry, never defeated, always cheated. That sums up Colin and his philosophy to a tee.

Has none at all.

I know everyone worships at the Pep altar, but a lot of the time I find them boring to watch, passing for the sake of passing. He also has a tendency to overthink his tactics and change for the sake of change.

Jigs around constantly pressurising the referee and usually gets away with it, unlike other managers.

Change that horrible cardie please!!

Unless everything is perfect he is constantly angry and micromanaging everything.