Phil Jones v Inspector Clouseau
Phil Jones
Intelligence
3
All the intelligence of a sea slug who has had a lobotomy. Twice.
Mistakes
9
Mistakes are something he commits with aplomb.
Skill
3
Skill and Jones are distant cousins. Very distant. He treats skills like they are a stepchild he never wanted.
Luck
7
He must have been born under a lucky star to have somehow ended up as a first team player at Man Utd! Now that is luck almost beyond belief.
Comedy Value
10
One thing he offers better than anyone else on a football pitch is comedy value.
Phil Jones
Inspector Clouseau
Intelligence
4
Not exactly the brightest bulb in the box.
Mistakes
9
An expert in making mistakes, though they usually lead to things going right.
Skill
4
Not a lot of skills in the Clouseau box, but he does know how to take down Kato.
Luck
9
Has incredible luck, which is why no matter how wrong things go, he always seems to end up on top with things going his way.
Comedy Value
5
About as funny as having major dental surgery. Sadly any comedy value he had was destroyed by Steve Martin.
Inspector Clouseau