Jose has always been an expert at moaning, but since moving to Manchester he seems to have moved on to a whole new level of expertise.

Even the pre-season has been full of gripes about how other teams did not have as many players at the World Cup as Man Utd did.

Always ready to pick an argument, especially when he is need of deflecting from a bad result.

There is always something to grumble about, win or lose Jose is grumbling about someone or something.

It is always someone else's fault when something is going wrong. If a player plays well, it is because of Jose, but when they play badly it is nothing to do with him.

If moaning was an Olympic sport, Meldrew would be a multiple medallist. One of the all-time greats.

If griping was an Olym....Meldrew is the TV show equivalent of Jose.

His whole life consists of picking arguments over anything, anywhere or anyone.

If grumb....his life revolves around complaining and grumbling like a Brit after two days of hot weather.

It is always someone else's fault. Always.