He is not exactly the best looking of guys. To be nice about it.

In his early days he was christened 'donkey' because all he did was hoof it out of play. That changed under Wenger, he showed he could actually play football when given a chance.

Ray Parlour described it as 'not exactly Mozart' but he did serenade Parlour with 'She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes' when they roomed together at Arsenal.

Bit of a disaster, flopped at Portsmouth and struggled everywhere else he has been too. Though he has never really picked the best jobs to give him a chance of success.

He was a real talker on the pitch. Could easily have taken the easy route and made a career as a pundit as he is very much a talker.

He is not exactly a stallion, but still he was cute enough to make my daughter love him in Shrek.

He hoofs it, he is a donkey after all.

I do not remember him ever playing a piano. The hooves no doubt get in the way.

Manages a brood of half dragon/half donkey babies very well.

Talking is what donkey does best. He could talk the hind leg off a, well off a donkey. In fact any thing that stands still long enough to let him talk to him long enough is in danger.