An absolute workaholic, who lives, sleeps, eats and breathes football, leaving little time for anything else. Though, of course, like so many old school 'real' football men, there is always time for him to throw out a sexist insult or two towards women in the media.

Loves to rant and rave on the touchline. Another excitable manager to make watching the sidelines almost as interesting as the pitch.

He has his natural hair at least.

Football is his life. He does smoke heavily enough for one of his opponents in the Champions League to set up a smoking area in their stadium especially for him.

Fiery as a dragon with toothache, always up for a touchline rant. Has a tendency to be offensive with his insults, including a homophobic rant at Roberto Mancini.

He was banned over a match fixing case, but he has always claimed innocence.

Do you remember those toys that you would stick down to a table, then push them down and they would suddenly pop up and jump in the air? Conte is like one of those, you are always just waiting on him to start hopping up and down.

Lovely hair, but not from his head.

Still very health conscious and professional about his life, like he was as a player.

So long as you do not ask Jose Mourinho, he gets on very well with opposing managers. However he has been partaking of a petty, spiteful little feud with Mourinho, which degenerated into childish insults.