Changes his hair more often than most men change their underwear. Though he did have the aberration of the blue hair when facing Manchester City.

Instagrammed a video of his latest haircut. What more needs be said?

Other than the haircuts and playing basketball, he is someone who behaves off the pitch, is teetotal and looks after himself. Almost boring really.

One of the most technically adept players in the game, added to the physical attributes to make the most of his ability.

Flits in and out of games because he does not do enough work to impose himself on them.

Does like his haircuts, but he is being left behind by the new wave of young footballers and their new hairdos for each game.

Always worth a read, as he likes to say what he thinks and does not pull any punches.

Wandering round women's prisons for a 'look', setting off fireworks in his bathroom and nearly burning down his house, handing out cash to random people because he can, the list is endless. Why always him?

Mario has ability enough for numerous managers to ignore all his indiscretions and attitude problems.

Far too often he just does not want to bother doing the hard work necessary to be the best he could be.