Has the figure of a young Jan Molby just before pre-season training starts. The word barrel springs to mind.

This is good reason for him being given the nickname Shrek, as he has all the good looks of the ogre, without the green colouring.

Once a blue always a, well whoever will pay him most. Jumped ship from Everton for money, then returned only when there were little in the way of options, only to jump ship again the moment he had a better offer. Even less loyal to his wife than his football club.

If he was a cartoon character, he would be the one Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam outwitted.

One thing he certainly has in abundance is brute strength.

Makes a darts player look like an endurance athlete.

Unfortunately for Shrek he looks a lot like Rooney, but green.

Pretty loyal overall, to his wife at least. Even to Donkey, despite him being annoying.

Not the sharpest tool in the box.

He is an ogre, strength is one thing he does have. Lots and lots of strength.