Well over 6ft tall. He is a big lad.

Other than moving clubs, movement is alien to Benteke, he has all the movement of a .... lamp post.

He went on strike to get a move from Aston Villa and is still on the picket lines now.

Tekkers can really move when he wants to, particularly on pay day to get to the shops.

Used to be an excellent finisher, a bit like my uncle Paul when anyone stops eating for a second and he nips in with an 'are you not eating that?' Nowadays he is more like a supermodel with a plate of burgers, a couple of bites and leaves the rest.

Tall as a, well tall as a lamp post.

If it gets windy they can sway around a fair bit.

Lights up the night, all night long, without a single break. A true grafter.

Lights up the night, all night long, without a single break. A true grafter.

Everytime you think one is finished, someone nips up and changes the bulb.